Our king has fallen
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
get your head in the game
- world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
- america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do