• world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

gnarly:

Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do